I got a speeding ticket on the way home. 30 miles over the limit. That should be great. Those of you traveling (Priscilla), watch out!
I got a text message this morning when I woke up from my ex jessica telling me that if I ever called her again like I did "tonight" that she'll find something or someone to stop me. Best part, I didn't call her. I sent her a message in reply saying something like: "Dear retard, I didn't call you. I have better things to do with my time then deal with you". I bet she still thinks I'm the one who posted naked pictures of her on her myspace.
I mean, I know I'm super hax0r 1337 like no ones business. But, shes more slutty then I am nerdy. The math is simple there. I could have gotten into her e-mail, but I'm sure theres many people out there with many pictures of her bees. Besides, posting naked pictures of someone is horrible. I woulnd't even do that to my worst enemy (jessica).
So, if anyone is around and wants to chill, hit me up.